Zany Zodiacs
Looking back over the last century-especially the small time I was there- I noticed that a lot of things were governed by the mood of the people, or vise-versa. My tribute to the 20th Century is through music. Where would we be without it?
Aries
the Ram (Mar 20 - Apr 21)
Well, Aries...You Say It's Your Birthday? This is your time. The full
moon is rising, the feeling is hot, and the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You know what I mean! So, Take it to the Limit, and Get Down Tonight! Some
stars who share your sign: Leonard Nimoy and Lucy Lawless
Taurus
the Bull (Apr 20 - May 21)
Wow, Taurus! A Blast from the Past has blown into town, and what a commotion!
Dare you take the challenge? Dare you not? Grab out that Love Potion No.
9, the leisure suit or Gunny Sax dress you have stashed in the back of the
closet, and Dance, Dance, Dance away those Boogie Nights!
Gemini
the Twins (May 21 - June19)
Well, things are pretty much on an even keel for you, Gemini! Try to " Don't
Sit Under the Apple Tree" with Just anyone. Only You know your loved one.
Chances Are, things could be very cozy, indeed...
Cancer
the Crab (June 20 - July 19)
Leo
the Lion ( July 20 - Aug 19)
It is your time for a Peaceful, Easy Feeling. Don't give in to the stress and
worry of being a Daytripper. Listen to the Band, and relax. It will ease your
Heart and Soul.
Virgo
the Virgin (Aug 20 - Sept 19)
Hey, Virgos!! Every morning, every evening, Ain't We Got Fun? Especially if
you took the last two Virgo zany zodiacs to heart! Maybe it's too late to be
dancing the Charleston now, but who knows? What Goes Around comes around, and
if you're In the Mood, fashion can be just A String of Pearls. Or something
just as nice...
Libra
the Scales (Sept 20 - Oct 19)
Are we done with Stormy Weather, and Singing In The Rain, Librans? You've been
Singing The Blues much too long. It's time to have some fun. Don't Worry, Be
Happy! You don't want it to be Forever Autumn, now, do you?
Scorpio
the Scorpion (Oct 20 - Nov 19)
Time for Moonlight And Roses, Scorpios- especially If you have an Aries in
your life! Everything Is Beautiful, so don't let your stinger upset the Best
of Things. Go with the flow, Anything Goes.Just remember to keep it safe.
Sagittarius
the Archer (Nov 20 - Dec 19)
It's Only A Paper Moon, Sags! Try just a little harder, and your world could
be Paradise.That niggling sense of doubt must be banished, Come What May, so
that you can spread your wings and Fly Away to that little Isla Bonita somewhere...and
don't think you're Crazy. There are lots of people who want to be in Margueritaville.
Capricorn
the Goat (Dec 20 - Jan 19)
It's just Another Brick In The Wall for you, Caps! Another day, another
dollar, and you need a vacation. Don't be a Desperado. Be a Hero! Stick it
out for a few more months, and then it will be Summertime..and the livin'
will be easy!
Aquarius
the Waterbearer (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
Good Golly Miss Molly!! That Ain't No Way To Treat A Lady, Aquarius!
Apologize, and soon! Otherwise it could be Far And Away the worst thing you
could do, and the breach will be permanent. Unless she has a forgiving Nature...Boy.
But Help could be on its way...
Pisces
the Fish (Feb 20 - Mar 19)
Ain't No Mountain High Enough, Pisces, to keep you from having some Good
Times. You'll be getting some Good Vibrations soon, and then someone will
be asking you to Come Sail Away! Of course, you've got to make the decision,
Pisces, so will it be Red Sails In The Sunset, or Rocky Mountain High?
