Zany Zodiacs
by Florine of Bourgogne
Aries the Ram (Mar 20 - Apr 21)
Ok, Aries, I know
it's cold, but that's ok! There's someone out there who's just really wanting
to cuddle
up with you, and get nice and toasty. Don't let your sometimes frosty nature
get the better of you. Live large! Just don't live foolishly ...
Taurus the Bull (Apr 20 - May 21)
Taurus?! You know what you're
doing isn't healthy! But, hey, that's up to you. Don't start crying when
you start
sounding and looking like Gollum. Tis the Season to go partying...but being
stubborn about you-know-what won't get you points. Take a vacation from sad
times, Taurus! Party happily, but party responsibly ...
Gemini the Twins (May 21 - June19)
Alright Gemini, you're beside
yourself, and that's not the way to be. In two minds about that certain someone?
Tell
them. The worse they can say is...okay, so they could say some really rotten
things, but " No", could be the worse...take heart, though. Someone
you know is really wanting to get to know you better.
Cancer the Crab (June 20 - July 19)
Don't keep the, "No Kidding,
There I Was" stories to a minimum. Especially if they're really funny.
People around you need to laugh, and you're elected, Cancer. Don't pull into
that shell at the first sound of laughter, either- they're laughing with
you, not at you.That's something you need to learn.
Leo the Lion ( July 20 - Aug 19)
Ok, Leos! Time to go hunting. Find that
good time, even if you have to scare it up. Life's too short. Live a little--
and don't forget to tell those around you how much they mean to you, too!
*S*
Virgo the Virgin (Aug 20 - Sept 19)
Virgos! Party central is usually
at your place at this time of year. However, if a close friend wants to do
the honors, let them ...volunteer to help them make a real success of their
party, and boost someone's morale. They'll love you for it, and you'll feel
good about it,too!
Libra the Scales (Sept 20 - Oct 19)
Justice is served, Libras. How will
you take it? A nice, warm beach in Cancun might be nice...just remember who
helped you achieve that miracle, and reward them nicely. They probably did
it as a favor to you, anyway, right? Just saying " Thank you" could
make someone's day, and let them know you appreciate them. 'Nuff said.
Scorpio the Scorpion (Oct 20 - Nov 19)
Ease up on the 'tude, Scorpios!
Yes, I know you feel like no one is listening to you, but, really, they are.As
in every case, some just might not like what they're hearing-especially,
since you have a tendency to tell the bald-faced truth, with no frills. I'm
not telling you to candy-coat it....okay, maybe I am. But that doesn't mean
you can't tell the truth. Diplomacy can sometimes get you exactly what you
want...and you know what that means ...
Sagittarius the Archer (Nov 20 - Dec 19)
Ok, archers, target practice
is over. Time to quit shopping so much and starts saving for that rainy day.
Time's may be rough, but it'll get better ... especially when that rainy
day money
gets up to the one hundred dollar mark...But seriously, Sag, start saving
money. You'll be glad you did.
Capricorn the Goat (Dec 20 - Jan 19)
Does it seem like your on
those steps to Mordor, Capricorns? Lots of struggle lately, right? Emotional
or
financial, they're linked this time. Grab out your favorite ice cream, and
eat a whole pint. It'll make you feel better, and it tastes good, too! Everyone
needs some "me" time, so relax. If you don't, you might not get
to for some time ... remember, even Frodo took a rest sometimes.
Aquarius the Waterbearer (Jan 20 - Feb 19)
Come on in, the water's
fine...yeah, right! It's colder than a welldigger's backside, and no one,
no how, is going
to talk you into jumping into something without testing the waters first.That
is wise! Just listen to your heart...it knows. And whatever you do ... remember
your friends.
Pisces the Fish (Feb 20 - Mar 19)
Fresh and wriggling! That's
how you feel, right, Pisces? That's great! Keep up the good work, even if
no
one
notices.Or if you think they don't. 'A job well done, just because it's worth
doing well', should be your motto. And remember not to pat yourself on the
back so much...you really don't need to brag so. You are doing a good job,
even if no one tells you so, and most folks are put off by braggarts.
