Taurus the Bull (April 20-May 19 ) Ah, Taurus! You seemed to have acquired hoof in mouth disease, eh? No matter-- that cute heifer will be quite understanding, even if you stampede a whole herd of things between you. Be honest, though, or you could possibly kiss those huge mountain oysters you have goodbye...

Gemini, the Twins (May 20-June 19 ) WOW, Gemini! Both of you are agreeing on something at the same time, and that's scarey! Listen to both sides for that final judgement, however-- there just could be something going on.And don't pay any heed to that man behind the curtain...

Cancer the Crab (June 20-July 19 ) Well, Cancers, things are looking up again for you, even though you've had some stormy seas lately! Keep clawing through the kelp ( or seal carcasses, or bodies... ) my friend-- the good stuff is just waiting for you, and the tide is finally coming in. Ride the waves! Make your marks ! Pick those urchins clean, and go back for seconds!

Leo the Lion (July 20-Aug 19 ) Leo! You have a lot to roar about! Yeah,yeah, okay, so not all of it is good, but, you know? It could be worse! You could be Aries! Renew that vigor!Have some fun! Let the feeling of accomplishment flow through you and pick you up. Enjoy it. Maybe now is that time for the lion to lay down with the lamb? No? Looks like lambchops could be on the menu...

Virgo the Virgin (Aug 20-Sept 19 ) Admit it Virgo, you're jazzed! You've taken Life by the *ahem* "sparklies", and have gotten away with it! Be careful you don't put a cramp in your arm trying to pat yourself on the back. Remember all those friends who you stepped on to get where you are now- they want you to cheer!You're finally off their backs, but they love you- you know they do. Congratulations are in order-- lambchops, anyone?

Libra the Scales ( Sept 20-Oct 19 ) The scales can tip both ways, can't they Libra? Which will you choose? Don't let them pull the wool over your eyes. Remember," Once you start down the dark side, forever will it dominate you ". Of course, in this case, being dominated by the dark ( and tall ! ) could be a good thing. And who knows what justice will serve up for dinner? ...

Scorpio the Scorpion ( Oct 20- Nov 19 ) Shake that tail, Scorpio! This is YOUR time! Everything is new again-- including you. You've shed that old skin. You've renewed! Be careful, though, or you could be looking at a brand new home! Brand new job! Thrilling adventures in being alone! Or, worse yet, a new roommate named, " Bubba"....

Sagittarius the Archer ( Nov 20- Dec 19 ) Archers! You missed your target completely- at point blank range!! That's alright, nothing was hurt, but be careful about your arrows next time- they could end up hitting the wrong person.The bird has flown, though. Pick another target, and keep your eye steady. Aim true, and the prize could be yours.

Capricorn the Goat ( Dec 20- Jan 19 ) Step away from the edge, Goats. You're sure footed, yes, but that cliff is too steep and straight down. No toeholds, or good trails there! Best to look up, and walk carefully away. Looking back is bad! Things will look a lot more golden once the ashes have settled.

Aquarius the Waterbearer ( Jan 20- Feb 19 ) Quit the dribbling, Aquarius! Flowing is more your style.Stop the woolgathering! Stand up and do what is right. You've inadvertantly hurt someone, and now you have to apologize. Or not. If you do, your cup will runneth over with joy. If not-- oh, well, at least there'll be one less glass to fill.

Pisces the Fish ( Feb 20- Mar 19 ) Pisces, you're off the hook. Your artistic pessimism has taken a leave of absence, and now your work is soaring! Be careful, however. There are some jealous muttons who would do their best to see that you fall into the fire. Pity them, for they have no vision. Disregard naysayers, and take that leap of faith. The rewards will be worth it.

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