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In The Voyage Within:
    Captain Axis Tol of the Carrion at your service! Unless you start on with that lame Star Trek lead in. You know the one....

    Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its Mission, to seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

    You start doing that crap and you can walk to the next galaxy!

    Now where was I? Oh yeah, I am Axis Tol, Captain of the starship Carrion. That's STARSHIP, not spaceship. I am not some UFO for you to run off and taddle to your government that I swooped down, abducted you and then preformed senseless sexual probes on you. I do not care who you are! The Carrion isn't large enough for such fun past times.

    I will transport just about anything but Albions. They stink! And I mean the kind of stink that it takes weeks to get rid of. I don't care how good your ventilation system is you can not get rid of the stench. You can frequently find me at the Zocalo. I hope to see you there!










I strive in my life to do only three things.

    1) Sail the seas and become rich off the spoils of other ships
    2) Bed as many women as possible
    3) And be a thorn in the Jackal's side whenever possible.


Now is that too much to ask?

The Carrion also known as the Black Ship; glides over the churning waters of the cast ocean that lays before it. Its destination is England because that is the only obvious port of call that the nefarious pirate Samuel Priest can put into it. This rogue among rogues has sacked the great city of Port Charles and left it burning in ruins as he sails away with a woman whom he thinks is the Lady Beatrice Niall. In all actuality he has captured her maid and my woman.

I want Tia back and I will do anything I have to to achieve that. Even putting up with Lady Bee herself. Yeah yeah, I loathe the woman.





The Pirate King


Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Then play a hypocritical part
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the world across the seas,
Where pirates all have law degrees,
But I'll be true to the song I sing
And live and die a pirate king.

Chorus:
For I am a pirate king (You are, hurrah for a pirate king).
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King.
I am a Pirate King (You are, hurrah for a pirate king).
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King.
(It is, hurrah for a pirate king, hurrah for the Pirate King)

When I venture forth to seek my prey,
I crush my foes in a royal way.
The ladies yield and the ships go down,
Or is it the other way around?
But many a king in a guilded tower,
If he wants to cling to pomp and power,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do.

Chorus:
For I am a pirate king (You are, hurrah for a pirate king).
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King.
I am a Pirate King (You are, hurrah for a pirate king).
And it is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King.
(It is, hurrah for a pirate king, hurrah for the Pirate King)



Written by Gilbert & Sullivan, Trevor Farrant, and Peter Sullivan Sung by Ted Hamilton and the Pirates







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