Kneel, human, you are in the presence of Yu-Huang-Shangdi, Jade Emperor, Ruler of Heaven, Creator of the Universe, and Lord of the Imperial Court. You stand in Yangxindian, the Hall of Mental Cultivation, seat of my rule in Ts'in. Consider well how you answer my questions, human, and I may let you live to serve me.
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