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Super cool awesome award for winning that thing I won! It's beautimous and I love it.
Hi! My name is Archibald White. Better known as Miss White or simply Archie.
My parents named me after a most beloved family member, the airedale.
What am I going to do now that Eden's Paradise is on vacation?
I live on Eden's Paradise which is the bestest place in the entire world! It really is. I wouldn't want to live anywhere else. I couldn't imagine it. No! I wouldn't imagine it. That would be too horrible. I'm sorry you can't live here too.
I have the perfect job. I am concierge. What this means is I get to make people happy by giving them what they want. How awesomely amazing is that?
I work for Mr. Eden. Sometimes I call him Fergie. That's because his name is Fergus. If you ever received a postcard from Eden's Paradise you may recognize him from the postage. He likes to wear hats. Sometimes he dresses funny. He has lots of girlfriends and a son named Timothy and his exwife, Mrs. Eden who is great.
My bestest friend in the whole wide world is Miss Black. How cool is it that her last name is Black and mine is White. Some people think that means were are complete opposites, but that's not true. We are so much alike it's like we are sisters, even though we didn't meet each other until she came here a few years ago to get married to a goober who stood her up at the altar. WHich turned out to be a good thing so please don't cry. SHe is very stylish which i am not so that is something different about us. She's sexy and never gets nervous around men which is completely different from me too, but I only get nervous around Captain Panzer because he is dreamy. The photo is one of her casual looks.
I live in a treehouse
I love Captain Panzer.
Zone : Science Fiction
Zone : Horror
Zone : Contemporary
My Reference Books:
Miss White: The Happiest Girl in the World
Joan Ann Alexander
My Favorite Reads:
Back To Front
A Step in Time
Such Drama! Such Suspense!
Oct 03, 2015 12:19 pmBest Innocent Reference to Undies Under the Moonlight
Jan 28, 2010 12:10 amBest Holiday Party of '09 at Pan!
Dec 29, 2009 04:49 pmBestest Best Use of a Horrifically Scary Costume
Oct 26, 2009 04:58 pm