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Panathenaic Games Medal
Silver in Hunt the Vampire
Panathenaic Games Medal
Gold in Goblin Toss

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Supporters Bronze Medal
Games Ruby Medal
Muse Silver Medal
Achievement Bronze Medal
Service Silver Medal


('It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees')

Some call me by my first name, others simply know me as Van Helsing.

A Monster Hunter who's dedicated his life to hunting true monsters. Those that no longer take a mortal form in order to hide amongst society.

It's my job and my curse.. I have spent my whole life on the path set before me, Helping those I can and bringing peace to those I've failed to protect.

When my last breath on this earth finally comes.. I hope I have done more good than harm..

'Vampires, Gargoyles, Demons..
Best When Cooked Well'

"Why is it monsters never run into bodice shops?"

"My job, my curse, is to vanquish evil."

The Midnight People

'Please, excuse my subconscious, this is why I try to keep it locked in its box'

'I know where my towel is, do you?'

'I was in the right place at the right time, once.. But it turned out I was in the wrong alternate universe..'

'I walked straight through Hell with a smile'

'Do unto others and run like hell!'

'Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.'

'Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf in a uniform with the buttons fastened tight'

'Stercorem pro cerebro habes: That's certainly food for thought'

'Spooning leads to Forking'

'If I got smart with you, how would you know?'

'My mind may be in the gutter, but my heart's in the right place'

'Don't Blink'/'Keep Calm And Don't Blink'

'I see your delusional vision is 20/20 today'

'I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time'

'Some people are like Slinkies.. They're really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs'

'Hold onto that thought and take it somewhere else'

'Criticism is not as effective as sabotage'

'If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you'

'You wouldn't be able to think straight even if somebody gave you a ruler'

'Support Your Local Medical Examiner: Die Strangely'

'So No More Running, I Aim To Misbehave'

'How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up?'

'Educating you makes my head hurt'

'Burnin' Down The House! (To Swat A Fly..)'

'Happiness Is A Prison, The Most Insidious Prison Of All'

My Novels:

Writer's Muses
Short Cuts
Zone : Horror
Zone : Science Fiction
The Crossroads
Zone : History
The Sandbox
Pan Historia Junction
Zone : Contemporary
Zone : Other
Zone : Action
The Cellar - Out of Print
Zone : Romance

My Reference Books:

The Symposia
Writer's Block
The Midnight Society
From the Balcony
Stay Tuned!

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My Friends:

The Tarot Card Killer
Ebony Moon
Sir Guillaume FitzHenry
Vlad Draculiya
Erik Phantom
Seraphina Papillon
Louis Henry Jadot
Cambrel Neem
Genevieve Blake
Stanley Jobson
Thia Saavedra

My Favorite Reads:

666 West End Avenue
The High Adventure - Out of Print

The Crossroads
The Black Museum - Out of Print
Twilight - Eternity
Writer's Muses
Unveil Your Adventure
Zone : Action
Eden's Paradise
My Heart Belongs to a Pirate

Wild As The West Texas Wind - Out of Print
Zone : Contemporary
Crimson Kiss
Inglourious Basterds = Out of Print

My Pandas:

A delicious twist on a classic tale!
May 14, 2012 08:16 am
Nice scene
Apr 02, 2012 06:55 am
Great introduction to the character and the story
Nov 05, 2011 03:09 am
Nice post! Keep up the great work around Pan.
Jul 29, 2011 02:12 pm
Best Escape!
Mar 19, 2011 12:55 pm

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