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M. André Couteau

M. André Couteau is an unapologetic French Nationale who occasionally resides in Bath, England during the height of the Napoleonic War. If people wish to believe he is involved in some sort of shipping or trade or business or other affairs, that is acceptable to him. Possibly some people might remember what he did prior to the fall of the French Consulate in 1804, but he doesn't expect the British to follow foreign politics or for their memories to hold on to events not related to themselves that happened more than a week ago and didn't involve someone being caught in a compromising position.

While in Bath he can be found visiting his cousins at Couteau and Sons, who emigrated from France, causing his family back home in France much hardship. Still, he is not the sort of person to hold something as trivial as that against family and often entertains his cousin Mlle Leandra Couteau.

M. Couteau is not an emigre and calls France his home. When he is in England it is on business. He has found most people assume he is an emigre and do not question his comings and goings. Again, he chalks this up to their dull-wittedness and unwillingness to face something unpleasant lest it cause them a disturbance. After all, everything must be proper, mustn't it?

You may find M. Couteau in Vices & Virtues.
André Couteau

Born: 28 May, Paris, Île-de-France, France
Residence: Paris, Île-de-France, France
Occupation: Professional Chef
Relationship: Long-term relationship. Lives with Meredith Pike.
Music: Aschehoug, Daft Punk, Kitsune, John Coltrane, Miles Davis

Still alive
Current residence: Somewhere in Alabama, U.S.A.
Current occupation: Survivor
Current relationship: Still with Meredith
Recently revealed he detests ABBA.
May have given up pork permanently.

André is the type of person who is happiest when those around him are happy. He is a worrier, empathetic, and moody and yet he tries his hardest to please everyone around him. Because of his nature people like him and open up to him. He's rapidly headed toward a breakdown.

He's definitely not cut out for a kill or be killed world overrun with zombies. Thank heavens he has Meredith as well as the fierce Dathne and her insane crew.

You can find André Couteau trying to avoid zombies in the horror novel FLESH.

My Novels:

Zone : Contemporary
Back To Front
Eden's Paradise
Zone : Horror
Zone : Science Fiction
X-treme Pixels
Zone : History
Vices and Virtues - Out of Print
Zone : Action
Zone : Fantasy

My Reference Books:

Writer's Block
The Midnight Society
Kiss the Cook

My Blog:

My Salons:

Action Alley

My Friends:

Giselle Sauveterre
Roger Worthington
Leandra Couteau
Amelia Bosque
Georgiana Lyon
Bayley Aylesford
Meredith Pike
joey aristophanes
Mike Newton
Tank Girl
Blaise Kingsley
Miss Black
Miss White

My Favorite Reads:

Eden's Paradise
Panarin's Theory - Out of Print


My Pandas:

Most totally awesome self distraction in post!
May 30, 2012 11:29 pm
Poor hungover Andre! Glad to see him back.
Dec 23, 2011 06:13 am
This is the single most useful thing on the site!!!
Dec 22, 2009 05:02 am
Wish I was there.
Dec 14, 2009 02:54 pm
for chronicling the journey
Nov 24, 2009 01:33 pm

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