My partner calls me "J" - you'd say "Jay." My friends don't call me nothin' 'cause I don't have any friends. YOU can call me Detective-Inspector.
I'm the one who keeps you people safe and secure. That's my job. Don't worry, I only bend the rules most times, break'em if I have to but can't make an omelette without crackin' some eggs, right? There are threats everywhere. Some got guns, some got pens, and some think too much. I can fix that, one way or another. You'll be all right. Unless you're the enemy.
The Okee Dokee Corral