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Welcome to my abode. It's humble but rather marvy I think.
I've completed 3rd year at Hogwarts and shall be moving on to 4th year. I'm fairly certain of it. My marks might not be the highest but I don't believe I got a Troll in any of them.
Ravenclaw took 2nd in this year's House Cup. I was vair disappointed. Would have been double cool with knobs if we'd snagged that grand trophy. Ravenclaw shall just have to do better next term. I will do my vair best to contribute by not losing points. It is with great sadnosity that I must confess I tend to be on the receiving end of more losses than gains. I shall perservere, however, and attempt to put more points in the plus column.
I am torn over my elective of Divination. No one mentioned mathematical applications were required. Still, it is tres better than Ancient Runes or Arithmancy, of that I am certain.
Fourth was vair irregular, thanks largely to Woolly. Ha ha ha. Largly. Woolly. I slay myself sometimes. For those not in the know, Woolly is my vair affection term of endearment to that lovenosity of a man magnet Harriet Snider, one time headmistress of Hogwarts. The woman, and that term is applied vair loosely, tended to the more Rubinesque in shape as well as being somewhat hirsute. Rubineque means she packed on the pounds by ingesting many a Ruebin sandwich.
My grades were not my best that year. My bestest pally o' mine Izzy says that is because I do not live up to Ravenclaw standards. We all know that Izzy only says such things because she has nervy spazzes at not having a sex god boyfriend, Sage Porter, as I do. Izzy has quite the red bottom but sadly with the size of her nunga nungas, none of the male primates give her bottom much consideration.
Happy Haven School for Nons followed or as I call it, Ha Ha. We shan't talk of the grades there. Also, I get teary eyed thinking of how Woolly must have missed me at Hogwarts.
I am back at Hogwarts once again though not as a sixth year. This means I must prepare for the OWLs. Does no one but me think OWLs should have been handed out as tokens for our time at Ha Ha? Did we not suffer greatly at Ha Ha? I do realize that not everyone had a sex god boyfriend - Sage Porter - pining away out in the world, but does not that mean they suffered all the more?
Speaking of sex god boyfriends, Sage Porter, I must go snog him now though I should perhaps don the boy entrancers first so that he will be even more entranced with me. I shall wear the glittery ones and NOT because Izzy says I am trying to detract attention away from my own red bottomosity.
Finally. It is here. Seventh year. Tres vair double cool with knobs!
Fabbity Fab Fab Fab 7th Year Schedule
MWF 9-10 AM Potions
MWF 10-11 AM Defense Against the Dark Arts
MWF 11 AM-12 PM Transfiguration
MWF 1-2 PM Charms
M 3:30-5 PM Muggle Studies
W 3:30-5 PM Care of Magical Creatures
TTH 10:30 AM-12 PM History of Magic
TTH 2-3:30 PM Herbology
T 9-10:30 AM Arithmancy & Divination
My Wonderful 5th Year Schedule
MWF 9-10 AM Charms
MWF 10-11 AM Transfiguration
MWF 11 AM-12 PM Potions
MWF 1-2 PM DADA
MWF 2-3 PM History of Magic
MF 3-3:45 PM Arithmancy & Divination
TTH 9-10:30 AM Herbology
T 3:30-5 PM Fitness & Athletics
T Midnight Astronomy
TH 2-3:30 PM CoMC
Exciting Sixth Year Schedule
MWF 9-10 AM Defense Against the Dark Arts
MWF 10-11 AM Potions
MWF 11 AM-12 PM Charms
MWF 1-2 PM Transfiguration
MF 2-2:45 PM Arithmancy & Divination
M 3:30-5 PM Care of Magical Creatures
TTH 10:30 AM-12 PM Herbology
T 3:30-5 PM Fitness & Athletics
W 3:30-5 PM Muggle Studies
Disclaimer: Georgia is modeled after Georgia Nicolson in the books by Louise Rennison such as angus, thongs, and full-frontal snogging and startled by his furry shorts.
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