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Okie dokie... what the heckle and jeckle huh, lets just see what we can say and do here that might really put some meat on the bones.

Hi there. You know me as Tank Girl... which is cool... in a very "Brady - Groovy" sort of way... but who (or what) is Tank Girl?

This is great... my fave topic ya know... me.

First thing ya gotta know is that when an apple falls off a desk and hits the floor... if you were planning on eating that apple you better get to it and eat it immediately cause when it hit the floor it got bruised and in a short while it is going to go bad because of that. That is unless you happen to really like eating bruised fruit.

People gotta be who they are. It is a simple enough case of what is bred in the bones shows through in the flesh. Ain't no great mystery about that really... but there is sure a lot of science about that... good science too... stuff that will get the old gears in the cranium rolling... which might mean that you do sort of have to think... crikey!

That ain't all bad though, depending upon what you decide to think about. Like, sure, you could think about things like Star Wars... or maybe you want to think about Wuthering Heights... like what if Heathcliff wasn't such a Bruce... stuff like that... which in the great big picture isn't really going to amount to a heck of a lot of difference because Heathcliff is a Bruce, and that is what makes that story work... but we can sit back and be right thankful that the author of Wuthering Heights was NOT the author of Alien...

Have I mentioned Kate Bush yet? No? Okay, no worries cause I will...

AUSTRALIA. Yeppers... great place... Down Under... and I ain't really been there yet, though Tank Girl as a character comes from there. Oi, that might be confusing... but that is the nature of my game... but really I am from Up Over, which is not Australia, but another totally different place... and yet... well... I kind of feel a right affinity to Down Under and the people there... like we was twins... you seen that film? It's a ripping good time...

Hey... I did these quizzies... spent hours at it just so that you could all get to know me. Cool huh. But if you fall in love with me... well there ain't no cure... they'll never ever find that cure for love... there ain't no drink no drug... there's nothing pure enough to be a cure for love... I am just that potent! Of course Captain Kirk already had the Enterprise so we was just a fling... but ya know, I like to think that when he is on some strange recreational planet instead of thinking about Riley and fighting he thinks of me just a little... or maybe when he is on the planet of the Bum Heads who use their mental telepathy abilities to create massive group illusions... that sort of thing...

Anyway, phasers on stun, never wear a red shirt, keep your stick in the ice, and tie your kangaroo down boys... See y'all on the other side of these Quizzies... *LOL*


So what the heckle and jeckle can I tell you that you don't already know? Is that why you are here? To gain knowledge?

Here, take the pebble from my hand grasshopper... yes, wisdom is the ability to move towards an object that has no value and to grasp it from the hand of some one willing to part with it. Wisdom is often foolishness that way. But go ahead, take the pebble, I want you to. Yes, very good. You have learned well... you are better at this pebble taking than... oh... say doing the laundry... or the dishes? But heed my words well, the pebble which you now possess, the one that you took from me, has no value other than denoting who shall do the yard work. Now go mow the lawn... but first, put the kettle on for tea.



My Novels:

Fear and Apathy in Pinewood Valley
Zone : Other
Zone : Science Fiction
The Bitter Sky
VELO - Out of Print
Plane of the Ecliptic - Out of Print
The Pan Millionaire's Club
The Time Lords - Out of Print

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I hear the anger in your voice. Great writing!
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Can I?
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Very well said!
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