I left my job as a seller of used chariots to work for the GOOD of Athens.

Now I am a misunderstood and under utilized member of the Athenian security forces. Someday someone will recognize my talents and ability to solve crime

All the men in town are jealous of my charm and wit and way with women.

I don't remember a thing! But I am the King.. I think.. I mean, I am not the queen.

Apparently I am a good kisser!

Do you think this makes me look good?