Date: 07-19-10 08:45
Paramedics arriving at the scene of an Oregon car crash found the occupants covered with blood, with tattered flesh and a corpse-like pallor.
However, the victims seemed to be moving around the car freely.
The Paramedics discovered that there were no life-threatening or even serious injuries.
The occupants were on their way to a costume party, dressed as zombies.
Are we sure they weren't the zombie band returned from the Pan Parade?
...from The Week July 23,2010