Well, this certainly wasn't what he would have expected for an opera crowd. He thought more old ladies with those little gold handled binocular things and guys in tuxes with thin little mustaches. Well, really, he hadn't actually ever thought about an opera before. Well, there was only one opera he had ever actually seen.
"Hey," he said, turning to the chick that sat down next to them. "You get mixed up on the Ted Nugent concert, too?"
She said no and then bummed a smoke off him. Hey that was cool. "Say," Starwood continued, "I've only ever seen one opera. I wonder if this one will have spears and magic helmets."
"Spears and magic helmets?" she asked.
"Yeah, you know...'Oh Brunhilda you're so wuuuvely.'" She didn't seem to recognize it. "'Kill the waaaabit! Kill the waaaabit!" Starwood continued. "You know, What's Opera, Doc?. Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd..." Starwood reached into his jacket pocket and took out his iPhone. "Let me pull it up real quick on Youtube, since we're waiting."
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