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 What the...?
Author: Starwood Nott 
Date:   03-16-08 17:32


The limo pulled up to the theater, just as Starwood finished his Bud. The driver opened the door and Starwood slid out of the seat, unceremoniously smashing the brown glass bottle on the sidewalk. He took a moment to smooth his suit and light up a smoke. After a quick drag, he walked through the doors into the theater.

"Wooo! Yeaaaaah!" he cried. "The Nuge! What up?!"

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Starwood stopped, looking around at what he thought would be fellow Ted Nugent concert goers, but they didn't look quite dressed for it. Well, there was one dude in a cowboy hat... Starwood lifted up his shades and glanced down at his ticket. He didn't have a ticket to see the Motor City Madman! It was a ticket for some freaking opera. WTF, man?!

No Cat Scratch Fever, no Wango Tango, no Terminus Eldorado, no Wang Dang Sweet Poontang! This was a disaster of greatest magnitude. Now everyone was looking at him.

Starwood glanced over his shoulder just in time to see the limo pulling away. Damn. He didn't know jack about operas except from that one movie with the guy who had played Freddie Kreuger going around as the Phantom of the Opera in quite a good gore fest. He could only hope for something as fun as that, since he wasn't getting The Nuge.

Starwood quickly stalked over to his seat, which happened to be next to a cat. What was this opera anyway? Starwood leaned back and put his feet up on the mezzanine railing and smoked the rest of his cigarette while he perused the program. Just let them try to tell him there was no smoking and someone was gonna pay...



 Topics Author  Date
 Going to the Opera - Get your Tickets here!  Ms Pretentieux Critique  03-16-08 11:55 
  Going to the opera - I have my ticket!  Calliope  03-16-08 12:23 
  Calliope at the Opera  Ms Pretentieux Critique  03-16-08 12:58 
  Opera enthusiast  Salem  03-16-08 13:01 
  Going to the opera - I have my Goth couture!  Jerry Cornelius  03-16-08 14:04 
  Going to the Opera? Hell YES!!!  Barbie Dahl  03-16-08 14:23 
  More Opera Attendees  Ms Pretentieux Critique  03-16-08 15:08 
  Recycling Wardrobe  Adrasteia Hatshepsut  03-16-08 15:40 
  What the...?  Starwood Nott  03-16-08 17:32 
  From Stage to Audience!  Bayley Aylesford  03-16-08 17:35 
  RE: Going to the opera - but first, tock stop by garbage can behind hot dog factory, conveniently located next to opera house  tock  03-16-08 17:45 
  Keeping the perch  Salem  03-16-08 19:38 
  I'll take the Entire Upper Level  Awoserra Aqenenra Apepa  03-17-08 06:03 
  "Are you sure about this?" Max asked suspiciously.  joey aristophanes  03-17-08 08:54 
  Going to the Opera...  Tank Girl  03-17-08 09:50 
  This looks interesting  Bruja  03-17-08 10:04 
  The Theatre is filling up, how lovely!  Ms Pretentieux Critique  03-17-08 11:26 
  Invitation Accepted  Adrasteia Hatshepsut  03-17-08 14:29 
  What's Opera, Doc?  Starwood Nott  03-17-08 16:34 
  RE: What's Opera, Dr. Phil?  Tank Girl  03-17-08 17:08 
  A Night at the Opera  Alexei Nikolaevich  03-17-08 20:56 
  RE: Going to the opera - but first, tock stop by garbage can behind hot dog factory, conveniently located next to opera house  Rada Falenkova  03-17-08 23:42 
  The Curtain Rises  Salem  03-18-08 10:30 
  Finding my seat  Ms Pretentieux Critique  03-21-08 00:51 
  Running in  Alais  03-21-08 16:56 
  Box Thirteen  Tank Girl  03-22-08 06:52 
  End of Act Once  Alais  03-22-08 08:51 
  What the...? (continued)  Starwood Nott  03-22-08 13:48 
  Applauding  Ms Pretentieux Critique  03-24-08 13:04 
  Musings  Salem  03-24-08 13:58 
  UPDATE on the Opera (OOC)  Calliope  04-06-08 12:23 
  Opera? Oh yeah!  Calliope  04-06-08 12:29 
  RE: Opera? Oh yeah!  Starwood Nott  04-06-08 14:17 
  After Vespers, the Show....  Bayley Aylesford  04-06-08 17:44 
  Late night appointment  Alais  04-06-08 19:11 
  The Fat Lady, warming up backstage...  Alexei Nikolaevich  04-09-08 12:47 
  "Okay, so the people over there..."  skip aristophanes  04-30-08 17:55 


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