So I am thinking that this is overly weighted on the “happy” side of Happy July 4th…. but it does answer that question about why Hot Dogs are the official food and not cake.
So… have a good time… maybe listen to some James Brown… and if you are driving… let some one else do the drinking!
I do wonder though, when Sarah Lee said "There's no bread? Let them eat cake!", if this was the sort of cake that started the Revolution?