This just in: Officials of the Dept of Heaven and Hell Security have just announced an all points bulletin for one Harold Camping. Subject is wanted for questioning concerning the following charges:Attempted Rapturing, Conspiracy to commit Rapture, Rapturing without a license. Officials added additional charges may be brought later for having no sense of timing and unlicensed incitement to party.
Any person having knowledge of the subject's whereabouts is asked to call Heaven and Hell Security at 1-888-HEAVENS. Callers are reminded to please talk loud since it is looooong distance.
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