Cervantes had returned to Iron Writer Stadium to get another souvenir doggie t-shirt for his pet gargoyle Chip. Chip really enjoyed the first one, but it hadn't lasted long because of the need to slash holes in it for his wings. Also because Chip liked to frolic in the cemetery and being made of stone, the cheap cloth didn't last long being wrapped around stone and getting rubbed against marble, cement and granite a lot.
When the cranky vampire had looked in to see how the writers were doing he'd noticed the perky blond, hard to miss in her ridiculous hat and the general aura of happiness surrounding her. He'd been meaning to kill Miss White since 2009 when she chewed a hole in his favorite sweater, but things kept preventing him from doing so. But he had some free time (he remembered after the last Iron Chef that he didn't know how to drive, wrecked the car when he wouldn't believe Dulcinea who kept insisting she drove to the stadium not him, then she stabbed him with the letter opener he bought for her, and after that things went down hill) and the bus didn't run for another half hour. So, might as well kill her now.
"By tasty beverage do you mean drain you of your life force via your blood, rendering you dead and me happy because of what you did to my sweater?"
Miss White blinked. "Nope. I mean Glitter bomb!" She pointed at David Suchet.
He looked at the creature, blinked a few times, rubbed his eyes and then sat down.
"You know what, blondie, I'm going to let you live, because I'm older than I look."
"Yes. A lot older. It's very rare I see something that I have never seen before. I can honestly say that I have never seen an Emperor Tamarin holding a pack of Red Bull in its hands, a bottle of Goldschlager with its tail, and a hand grenade in its mouth."
"Then what you're seeing is even more impressive because that is a super rare Brazilian Kitten! How about that drink?"
"Yes. I think I will accept that drink. I may stay awhile if someone will catch me up on what has happened, por favor."
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