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 Course Two: Science-Fiction/Fan Fiction
Author: Sarah Hastings 
Date:   06-16-12 13:37

It was a relatively normal day on the USS Voyager. Well,except for an incident with the replicator it was normal. Tom Parris was trying to get some fresh fruit to calm the pregnancy cravings of his wife B'Elanna and he had accidentally set it to replicate a a variety of different fruits. Now how were they going to get rid of three dozen pomegranates before they began to rot?! Captain Janeway shook her head. The issues that came up on this ship were certainly not covered at Starfleet Academy in any course she had taken.

"Captain,we're being hailed." said Tuvok said. "On screen" said Janeway and a humanoid male with pearly skin came up and tentatively said."Greetings to you from the world of Ollimy. I am the Ambassador Prino. May I ask what you are doing flying so close to our planet? We are a peaceful planet and our scans show you have quite good weapons capabilities." Janeway gave him a smile "I assure you we are not hostile towards you or anyone. We are passing though the galaxy." The man smiled "That is good. Perhaps you and your ship would like to stop here for a rest." Chakotay looked at his captain. "Shore leave would be good for the crew. It has been awhile and the ship seems to get smaller every day." Janeway nodded and turned back "We'll gladly accept the offer." The man nodded to her. "Good,I shall have a welcoming committee meet you at our docking bay."

A short time later the crew of the Voyager disembarked to explore the beautiful world of Ollimy. There was much to see and the locals were friendly. Janeway had an idea. "Harry Kim," she said ",can you and Mr. Neelix bring those pomegranates with you when you come out? We can distribute them to our new friends."

When they came out Harry was approached by five different women. Each one was lovelier than the last and it made him smile. "Ladies,care to try a pomegranate?" Their eyes grew wide and they smiled. "Really? You have enough for us all." Harry laughed "We have plenty. Come on. Enjoy." He handed one to each girl. They all giggled and then ran off. "What was that all about?" he asked. Neelix shook his head "I have no idea. The men I gave some to ran off too. Maybe that's just a local custom." Harry shrugged and went off to explore the planet.

A short time later,Janeway put out the call for her crew members to return to the ship for the night. She asked some of her crew how they liked the planet. Harry and Neelix told her about the reactions they had gotten from the locals they had given pomegranates to. Janeway was puzzled "Funny,I gave Ambassador Prino one and he looked at me strange and smiled. Wonder what that is about. I'll ask him tomorrow. He said for me to meet him by the town square fountain in the morning."

The next morning the captain met Prino and he was dressed in a suit of light blue that set off his skin. Then she noticed that five women and four men were wearing suits in the same shade. "What's going on here?" she asked. He approached her and took her hand. "Why,this is where wedding ceremonies are held. Can you think of a better place,my dear?"

Janeway drew her hand back. "WEDDING?!" The four men surrounded Neelix and the women took their places around Harry. "Yes." said Prino. "You gave us fruits,placing them in our hands. That is how we propose marriage." Janeway gave a small laugh of surprise. "We...we had no idea about this custom. We can't marry you." One of the women looked hurt. "But Harry,you said you could provide for us." Harry stepped away from the women. "We can provide but the thing is...I'm...I'm not ready for marriage. I mean,you've not met my mother yet." Neelix looked at his group of men. "And I'm a confirmed old bachelor! I'm not the marrying kind."

Prino looked at Janeway. "You honestly had no idea." She shook her head. "No,we didn't. I'm sorry. Is there a way we can end this without conflict and hurt feelings?" Prino stood away from Janeway. He thought for a moment and said "Well,we can kill." Each person drew a knife. Harry swallowed hard and Neelix stood behind Captain Janeway. Then in one fell swoop the knives rose and stabbed. The pavement was stained bright red. The pomegranates were stabbed and the juice was everywhere. Janeway had to keep from breathing a loud sigh of relief. "I'm sorry it didn't work out." Prino smiled sadly. "I am too. You are a lovely woman."

Later that day,the ship took off. Janeway told Chakotay all about what had happened. He laughed at the story. "Well,it could have been worse. At least nobody had the pomegranates thrown at them."



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  Pandemonium Walks Upon the Scene  Pandemonium  05-25-12 09:23 
  RE: Pandemonium Walks Upon the Scene  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 09:54 
  The Secret Ingredient  Katheryn dEllesmera  05-25-12 09:57 
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  The Challenger ... Devlin!  Devlin  05-25-12 10:25 
  Welcome one, welcome all!  Joan  05-25-12 10:26 
  Last Minute Rule Change!  Pandemonium  05-25-12 10:31 
  COURSE ONE:HISTORICAL WESTERN  Wyatt Earp  05-25-12 10:48 
  Let it Snow and Ohh look!  Joan  05-25-12 11:07 
  Some refreshment while we wait?  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 11:26 
  Response to the judges  Devlin  05-25-12 11:34 
  RE: Some refreshment while we wait?  J Sprocket Stemwinder  05-25-12 11:48 
  RE: Some refreshment while we wait?  Katheryn dEllesmera  05-25-12 11:58 
  JS! I"m likin' the sound o' that!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 12:08 
  Of Course There MUST beSnow!  J Sprocket Stemwinder  05-25-12 12:16 
  New friends in the stands too!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 12:30 
  RE: New friends in the stands too!  Katheryn dEllesmera  05-25-12 12:41 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-25-12 12:41 
  COURSE ONE: HISTORY! (WWII)  Devlin  05-25-12 12:45 
  where is the popcorn?  Clio  05-25-12 12:46 
  RE: Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-25-12 12:50 
  Snacks and Sky  Joan  05-25-12 12:54 
  RE: New friends in the stands too!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 12:56 
  Commercial break between rounds!  Devlin  05-25-12 12:58 
  RE: Commercial break between rounds!  Katheryn dEllesmera  05-25-12 13:09 
  Sponsors? Aye!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 13:13 
  A Little Curious Countess  Suzanne de Vertus  05-25-12 13:15 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-25-12 13:16 
  Some Support  Joan  05-25-12 13:35 
  The Pin, The pin on the badge!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 13:43 
  Summertime Movies!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 13:57 
  Sitting in the stands...shaking my head!  Sesen  05-25-12 14:20 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-25-12 14:57 
  RE: Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Clementine Proulx  05-25-12 15:13 
  Goodbye...For now!  Joan  05-25-12 15:20 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-25-12 15:25 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-25-12 15:36 
  COURSE TWO: FANTASY STEAMPUNK  Wyatt Earp  05-25-12 15:46 
  Old doesn't mean mature  Dulcinea  05-25-12 15:49 
  Cheers and no jeers...  Clio  05-25-12 15:51 
  Drafted  Isabella Marie  05-25-12 16:13 
  RE: COURSE ONE: HISTORY! (WWII)  Alexei Nikolaevich  05-25-12 16:27 
  Hours tick by.....  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 16:38 
  RE: Hours tick by.....  Katheryn dEllesmera  05-25-12 16:51 
  COURSE THREE: ROMANCE  Wyatt Earp  05-25-12 16:58 
  Interviewing the Competitors!  Isabella Marie  05-25-12 17:24 
  RE: COURSE THREE: ROMANCE  Clementine Proulx  05-25-12 17:26 
  COURSE TWO: DARK URBAN FANTASY  Devlin  05-25-12 17:26 
  The Girls Spot Miss Clio  Big Ben  05-25-12 17:36 
  *Applause*  Sabrina Banner  05-25-12 18:00 
  Being found by friends  Clio  05-25-12 18:04 
  RE: Being found by friends  Evaline Boulanger  05-25-12 18:15 
  Half-starved judges!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 18:19 
  Food is on the way  J Sprocket Stemwinder  05-25-12 18:50 
  Sweet Treats  Phyllida  05-25-12 19:04 
  RE: Sweet Treats  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 19:17 
  RE: Sweet Treats  Phyllida  05-25-12 19:45 
  So quiet!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 19:48 
  RE: Sweet Treats  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 19:52 
  COURSE FOUR: SCIENCE FICTION  Wyatt Earp  05-25-12 20:11 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Taniko  05-25-12 20:12 
  Knackered  Wyatt Earp  05-25-12 20:14 
  Lettin' the Pearl sing us a lullaby...  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-25-12 21:08 
  Plan and What happened  Dr Armageddon Endikut  05-25-12 21:27 
  RE: Plan and What happened  Devlin  05-25-12 21:31 
  Wow  Dulcinea  05-25-12 21:33 
  9 hours  Dr Armageddon Endikut  05-25-12 21:41 
  COURSE THREE: CONTEMPORARY  Devlin  05-25-12 21:48 
  RE: Wow  Suzanne de Vertus  05-26-12 01:25 
  What Happened So Far  Joan  05-26-12 02:38 
  COURSE FOUR: ROMANCE  Devlin  05-26-12 03:06 
  Two to Go!  Joan  05-26-12 03:28 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-26-12 04:59 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-26-12 05:00 
  Shaking herself awake  Clio  05-26-12 05:17 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-26-12 05:40 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-26-12 05:41 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-26-12 05:42 
  Also Awakening This Pleasant Morn  Big Ben  05-26-12 06:40 
  Back to Judging  Katheryn dEllesmera  05-26-12 07:26 
  COURSE FIVE: SCIENCE FICTION  Devlin  05-26-12 07:36 
  One to Go!  Joan  05-26-12 07:47 
  Fair mornin' to Pan Historia  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-26-12 07:48 
  An Invitation  Clio  05-26-12 07:51 
  Final comments  Devlin  05-26-12 07:54 
  Most exciting - and what is to come!  Sesen  05-26-12 08:23 
  COURSE FIVE: HORROR  Wyatt Earp  05-26-12 08:34 
  The End (almost)  Joan  05-26-12 08:39 
  RE: The End (almost)  Wyatt Earp  05-26-12 08:45 
  Judging!  Pandemonium  05-26-12 08:47 
  Round of applause, indeed!  Captn Jack Sparrow  05-26-12 08:57 
  Stick a fork in it  Dulcinea  05-26-12 09:10 
  The Judges Have Spoke: And the Winner of Pan Historia's First Iron Writer Challenge Match Is:::  Pandemonium  05-26-12 11:17 
  RE:Winner of Pan Historia's First Iron Writer Challenge Match  Veronica Dorsey  05-26-12 11:43 
  RE: The Judges Have Spoke: And the Winner of Pan Historia's First Iron Writer Challenge Match Is:::  Andrea Hawthorn  05-26-12 12:05 
  RE:Winner of Pan Historia's First Iron Writer Challenge Match  Suzanne de Vertus  05-26-12 12:16 
  Congratulations  Clio  05-26-12 14:06 
  RE:Winner of Pan Historia's First Iron Writer Challenge Match  Taniko  05-26-12 15:43 
  Many thanks to one and all!  Devlin  05-27-12 14:04 
  Present at the IWPH Writer Stadium  Sky  05-28-12 05:16 
  IWPH Writer Stadium: Getting Ready For The Second Challenge  Elizabeth deLisle  06-01-12 06:55 
  Offering the concessions  Clio  06-01-12 08:32 
  RE: Offering the concessions  Wyatt Earp  06-01-12 12:41 
  RE: Offering the concessions  Sky  06-01-12 15:09 
  RE: Offering the concessions  Calliope  06-01-12 15:09 
  For Calliope and a question for anyone  Clio  06-01-12 15:24 
  Tea and a good seat  Sarah Hastings  06-01-12 15:29 
  When the Devil is too busy...  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-01-12 15:30 
  Pandemonium Walks Upon the Scene  Pandemonium  06-01-12 15:52 
  RE: When the Devil is too busy...  Sky  06-01-12 16:00 
  Today's Secret Ingredient is....  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-01-12 16:02 
  RE: Today's Secret Ingredient is....  Wyatt Earp  06-01-12 16:03 
  RE: Today's Secret Ingredient is....  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-01-12 16:10 
  Andr...errr Adrasteia Arrives  Andrea Hawthorn  06-01-12 16:22 
  RE: Today's Secret Ingredient is....  Devlin  06-01-12 16:30 
  COURSE ONE:HISTORICAL WESTERN  Wyatt Earp  06-01-12 16:34 
  Sideline commentary  Devlin  06-01-12 16:50 
  Sitting down by Devlin  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-01-12 16:55 
  Sideline commentary  Devlin  06-01-12 17:03 
  RE: Sideline commentary  Sarah Hastings  06-01-12 17:08 
  More commentary  Clio  06-01-12 17:27 
  Army Called  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-01-12 17:36 
  RE: Army Called  Wyatt Earp  06-01-12 17:51 
  COURSE TWO: CONTEMPORARY  Wyatt Earp  06-01-12 17:57 
  Rivited  Calliope  06-01-12 18:08 
  A little monkey business....  Sky  06-01-12 18:14 
  Course #1: History/War (American Civil War & WWI) Scratches  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-01-12 18:19 
  Sampling the Courses  Andrea Hawthorn  06-01-12 19:12 
  RE: Sideline commentary  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-01-12 19:13 
  Course #2 Fantasy: A Devil of a Game  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-01-12 19:31 
  Taking a Seat  Azazel  06-01-12 19:49 
  Invitation Answered  Andrea Hawthorn  06-01-12 20:13 
  Tip of the Hat  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-01-12 20:48 
  Acknowlegement  Azazel  06-01-12 21:11 
  Course #3 Fanfic/Scifi Doctor Who Adventures of the 13th Doctor: Scratches on the Walls  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-01-12 22:09 
  Master  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-01-12 22:18 
  At the Games  Tank Girl  06-01-12 22:55 
  Considering the Courses Offered So Far  Elizabeth deLisle  06-02-12 00:13 
  RE: Considering the Courses Offered So Far  Phyllida  06-02-12 01:02 
  RE: Considering the Courses Offered So Far  Elizabeth deLisle  06-02-12 01:07 
  A Delayed Welcome  Joan  06-02-12 02:03 
  What Happened So Far  Joan  06-02-12 02:56 
  caught up and waiting  Clio  06-02-12 07:04 
  Mug of Joe in Hand...  Wyatt Earp  06-02-12 08:17 
  Entering the Stadium...  J Sprocket Stemwinder  06-02-12 08:48 
  RE: What Happened So Far  Captain StarCastle  06-02-12 08:50 
  COURSE THREE: HORROR  Wyatt Earp  06-02-12 09:22 
  RE: COURSE THREE: HORROR  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-02-12 09:31 
  Course 4: Contemporary: It’s Only a Scratch!  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-02-12 09:36 
  COURSE FOUR: ROMANTIC FANTASY  Wyatt Earp  06-02-12 10:41 
  Commentary  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-02-12 11:22 
  COURSE FIVE: SCIENCE FICTION  Wyatt Earp  06-02-12 11:41 
  More Courses Served  Andrea Hawthorn  06-02-12 11:41 
  Course 5: Horror/Suspense: Let me see your hand.  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-02-12 12:43 
  The Time of Judgement is at Hand!  Pandemonium  06-02-12 12:51 
  Sheriff.  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-02-12 12:54 
  Placing Her Vote  Andrea Hawthorn  06-02-12 14:51 
  Plating the Courses  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-02-12 19:04 
  The Judges Deliberate Until Morning  Andrea Hawthorn  06-02-12 19:12 
  Morning  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-02-12 20:07 
  And the Winner Is...  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-03-12 01:31 
  I Want to Thank Dr Endikut!  Wyatt Earp  06-03-12 05:54 
  Bandages for all fingertips  Clio  06-03-12 06:00 
  Good Job Sheriff  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-03-12 07:26 
  Well Done Iron Guys!  Captain StarCastle  06-03-12 08:32 
  Thank you  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-03-12 14:18 
  RE: Thank you  Wyatt Earp  06-03-12 18:21 
  Introducing Sarah Hasting,the challenger  Sarah Hastings  06-15-12 17:17 
  Ooo Goody!  Uncle Sutekh  06-15-12 17:34 
  Good Morning, Pan and Welcome to Another Iron Writer!  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-16-12 06:26 
  From Zone: History  Clio  06-16-12 06:50 
  Oy Yay! I'm not late then  Jessie Dodd  06-16-12 07:52 
  Is Magic Allowed In This?  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 08:15 
  ~::~ Midnight People - Official Sponser of Iron Writer Pan Historia: Sarah Hastings V. Devlin ~::~  Gabriel Oak  06-16-12 08:16 
  CONTESTANTS PLEASE READ:  Pandemonium  06-16-12 08:36 
  Pandemonium Walks Upon the Scene  Pandemonium  06-16-12 09:02 
  Welcome!  Joan  06-16-12 09:09 
  ... and close on his heels, Devlin!  Devlin  06-16-12 09:13 
  Here it is! Here I am!  Miss White  06-16-12 09:14 
  Calm and collected...  Sarah Hastings  06-16-12 09:17 
  A little bit about me...  Joan  06-16-12 09:24 
  Pomegranate!!!  Miss White  06-16-12 09:38 
  Tasty and Comfy  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 09:40 
  For Coventina le Fay  Miss White  06-16-12 09:46 
  The King's Cousin Arrives  Peter of Dreux  06-16-12 09:49 
  RE: Pomegranate!!!  Jessie Dodd  06-16-12 09:50 
  RE: For Coventina le Fay  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 10:05 
  RE: For Coventina le Fay  Devlin  06-16-12 10:11 
  RE: For Coventina le Fay  Peter of Dreux  06-16-12 10:12 
  A Judge?  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 10:24 
  RE: A Judge?  Captain StarCastle  06-16-12 10:30 
  A beautiful union  Devlin  06-16-12 10:36 
  Course One:Historical Fiction  Sarah Hastings  06-16-12 10:51 
  Meddling with a Judge?  J Sprocket Stemwinder  06-16-12 11:16 
  RE: A beautiful union  Jessie Dodd  06-16-12 11:19 
  Finding Some Loyal Fans  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 11:20 
  Poms & Circumstances  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-16-12 11:35 
  COURSE ONE: ROMANCE  Devlin  06-16-12 11:49 
  Oooh Fairy Dust in Contemporary?  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-16-12 11:52 
  Inspiration and possible snackage.  Miss White  06-16-12 12:16 
  Settling In  Andrea Hawthorn  06-16-12 12:44 
  Course Two: Science-Fiction/Fan Fiction  Sarah Hastings  06-16-12 13:37 
  Love Voyager Style  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-16-12 15:07 
  RE: Settling In  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 15:08 
  Good vs. Evil  Sabrina Banner  06-16-12 15:21 
  COURSE TWO: HISTORICAL FICTION  Devlin  06-16-12 15:43 
  Two courses from each  Clio  06-16-12 15:51 
  RE: COURSE TWO: HISTORICAL FICTION  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 15:57 
  RE: Love Voyager and Aragon  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 16:04 
  Lesser Beigns  Uncle Sutekh  06-16-12 16:23 
  9 Hours In...  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-16-12 18:17 
  Quieter?  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-16-12 18:55 
  RE: Two courses from each  Jessie Dodd  06-16-12 19:39 
  Glitterbomb!  Miss White  06-16-12 19:54 
  Not something you see every century  Cervantes  06-16-12 20:22 
  COURSE THREE: HORROR  Devlin  06-16-12 21:18 
  The Horror is too Horrible!  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 21:51 
  Fans Go Crazy for Dev!!  Coventina le Fay  06-16-12 21:53 
  Course Three:Mythology  Sarah Hastings  06-16-12 23:34 
  COURSE FOUR: FANTASY  Devlin  06-17-12 01:30 
  What Happened So Far  Joan  06-17-12 02:48 
  COURSE FIVE: SCIENCE FICTION  Devlin  06-17-12 04:08 
  Course Four:"Anti" Romance  Sarah Hastings  06-17-12 04:09 
  DEVLIN: PLATING  Devlin  06-17-12 04:33 
  A doff of the cap  Devlin  06-17-12 04:36 
  I'll toot her horn  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-17-12 05:38 
  Excellent Competition!  Wyatt Earp  06-17-12 06:14 
  Goodness! and Cheers!  Miss White  06-17-12 06:51 
  Course Five: Mystery-Dedicated to Agatha Christie  Sarah Hastings  06-17-12 07:00 
  Plating  Sarah Hastings  06-17-12 07:06 
  How Exciting!  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-17-12 07:12 
  Refreshment? PLEASE!  Sarah Hastings  06-17-12 07:35 
  RE: Refreshment? PLEASE!  Miss White  06-17-12 07:54 
  Fun!  Kat Black  06-17-12 08:22 
  Astonishing!  Peter of Dreux  06-17-12 08:36 
  Wow  Clio  06-17-12 08:40 
  Well Done *salutes*  Captain StarCastle  06-17-12 09:12 
  Huzzah!  Andrea Hawthorn  06-17-12 13:29 
  Refreshments would be nice...  Jessie Dodd  06-17-12 15:15 
  And The Winner Is...  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-17-12 15:22 
  RE: And The Winner Is...  Sarah Hastings  06-17-12 15:31 
  Great jobs both of you!  Miss White  06-17-12 15:32 
  Congratulations to both competitors  Clio  06-17-12 15:58 
  Good Show!  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-17-12 16:55 
  RE: And The Winner is...  Coventina le Fay  06-17-12 17:10 
  Ooooh the next challenger!  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-17-12 19:36 
  Draw! For lack of a better place  Dr Armageddon Endikut  06-21-12 05:29 
  Ah my old foe  Estarfigam the Memphite  06-21-12 16:20 


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