Author: Wyatt Earp
Date: 08-12-08 06:07
Ok, this is fun... so into Russian and back:
Wyatt was the timid young man with the few, informs. With casual friends it seldom spoke if is not spoken with. When it really spoke something, that it was to an essence, without fear or advantage which was not savoured by the some people; but it never disturbed Wyatt. To those who knew it well, it was the affable partner. It had most even an arrangement which I ever speak; I never knew, that it has lost its character. It was more intellectual, is is better formed, and far is is better brought up than the majority of its partners which possibly did not help them to understand it. Its restraint has limited its friendship, but it is more than one stranger, downwards on its success, had the direct certificate of magnanimity Вьятта. I think, that its outstanding quality was accuracy from which it measured time and effort for each movement. It, plus its absolute belief to itself, has given it edge on run of men.
The modern description young Вьятта Earp Bill Diksonom
Then, thanks to Jerry's great link, into Elmer Fudd dialect:
Your Text, Dialectized (fudd)
Wyatt was a shy young man wif few intimates. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Wif casuaw acqwaintances he sewdom spoke unwess spoken to. When he did say anything it was to the point, without feaw ow favow, which wasn't wewished by some; but that nevew bothewed Wyatt. To those who knew him weww he was a geniaw companion, uh-hah-hah-hah. He had the most even disposition I evew say; I nevew knew him to wose his tempew. He was mowe intewwigent, bettew educated, and faw bettew mannewed than the majowity of his associates, which pwobabwy did not hewp them to undewstand him. His wesewve wimited his fwiendships, but mowe than one stwangew, down on his wuck, has had fiwsthand evidence of Wyatt's genewosity. I think his outstanding qwawity was the nicety wif which he gauged the time and effowt fow evewy move. Dat, pwus his absowute confidence in himsewf, gave him the edge ovew the wun of men, uh-hah-hah-hah. A contempowawy descwiption of the young Wyatt Eawp by Biww Dixon
And if you care - the original:
Wyatt was a shy young man with few intimates. With casual acquaintances he seldom spoke unless spoken to. When he did say anything it was to the point, without fear or favor, which wasn't relished by some; but that never bothered Wyatt. To those who knew him well he was a genial companion. He had the most even disposition I ever say; I never knew him to lose his temper. He was more intelligent, better educated, and far better mannered than the majority of his associates, which probably did not help them to understand him. His reserve limited his friendships, but more than one stranger, down on his luck, has had firsthand evidence of Wyatt's generosity. I think his outstanding quality was the nicety with which he gauged the time and effort for every move. That, plus his absolute confidence in himself, gave him the edge over the run of men.
A contemporary description of the young Wyatt Earp by Bill Dixon