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 Do You Think Anyone Noticed?
Author: Data 
Date:   06-25-10 21:35



"All hands to battle stations! Red Alert! Data, what's our status?"

"Captain we have sustained damage to decks seventeen and eighteen and shields are down to fourteen per cent."

"Evasive maneouvres, Mr Crusher."

The red lights and the alarm faded into the background as the Enterprise crew, rather like an adequately functioning machine themselves, dodged the sleek ship through the asteroid belt like a dolphin hurtling over the finishing line.

"Mr Data, are you mixing metaphors again?" yelled Picard.

"I am sorry sir, it is an experimental program I running in synchronicity with my new creativity program in an attempt to develop synaptic refelexes that -"

"Mr Data, shutup."

"Yes sir."

"They're firing on us again!" yelled Wharf from the security bay.

"Energise torpedoes in pattern Alpha Gamma Picard!" Yelled Picard. "Fire at Will!"

"Hey!" yelled Riker. "Would you stop doing that!"

Data turned his attention to the flashing red light on his screen. It said something that translated roughly to "Oh crap."

"Captain shields are down to two percent!" he yelled. "Damage to life support systems and navigation is down!"

There wasn't time for much more between a small explosion on the bridge and the ship dropping altitude. They hurtled through what looked distinctly like atmosphere.

Data's fingers moved rapidly over the controls as they plummetted to the planet's surface. At the last minute he regained manual steering and pulled them up sharply. The Enterprise hit the surface and slid at speed across paddocks while Data jammed on the brakes.

When they came to a stop, the ship was filled with smoke. Picard's voice filled the comm links. "This is your captain. We have crash landed on an unknown planet, possibly hostile, but since the ship is about to explode I advise all crew members to evacuate immediately."

The Bridge crew scrambled out of the nearest gaping hole in the hull and stood looking out at a rather strange sight.

"Who are they?" Riker asked.

"Some of them look human," Picard replied. "Data, analysis?"

"Captain I believe we may have landed on Earth, and this may be some kind of parade," Data replied.

"Ah," said Picard.

"...Do you think anyone noticed?"

Behind them the Enterprise exploded and fireworks filled the sky.




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  Parade Float Template  Zoe  06-07-10 20:34 
  We LOVE Parades!  Clio  06-08-10 03:49 
  Well...  joey aristophanes  06-08-10 10:27 
  Fifth Annual Risen Phoenix Parade  Pohjantahti  06-18-10 18:37 
  Fifth Annual Risen Phoenix Parade - Starts Friday!  Zoe  06-21-10 05:11 
  And during the parade weekend...  joey aristophanes  06-21-10 17:53 
  Fifth Annual Risen Phoenix Parade - Starts Tomorrow!  Zoe  06-24-10 05:22 
  Early souvenir of the parade  raider  06-24-10 08:42 
  ANIAS!!  Hera  06-24-10 13:26 
  The early bird  Anias  06-24-10 18:41 
  "Where are we putting all of this stuff?"  joey aristophanes  06-24-10 19:12 
  Hey You There!  Zoe  06-24-10 20:36 
  Tomorrow  Clare  06-24-10 21:04 
  Worrying  Lydia  06-24-10 21:11 
  Leander!  Hebe  06-24-10 21:27 
  On my way  Clio  06-25-10 05:57 
  Parade Day  Hera  06-25-10 06:09 
  It's a Beautiful Day  Zoe  06-25-10 07:00 
  Where does this go?  Meredith Pike  06-25-10 07:09 
  Going fishing?  Amelia Bosque  06-25-10 07:18 
  Fishing Tournament!  Andre Couteau  06-25-10 07:39 
  He should have known  Anias  06-25-10 07:43 
  Setting the Eco-Table  Amelia Bosque  06-25-10 07:52 
  Right spot  Clio  06-25-10 07:53 
  It's always something  Thia Saavedra  06-25-10 07:55 
  Tomorrow is here  Clio  06-25-10 08:12 
  what a weird dream  Miss White  06-25-10 08:12 
  Even succubi love parades  Dulcinea  06-25-10 08:21 
  Cookout on the fire escape  Daniel Rush  06-25-10 08:30 
  "Where are we meeting them?"  raider  06-25-10 08:35 
  I like baloons...don't I?  Naomi McCabe  06-25-10 08:59 
  The Corporate Boxes  Sky  06-25-10 10:06 
  RE: The Corporate Boxes  Goth Girl  06-25-10 10:20 
  Getting Set Up  Tom Jones  06-25-10 10:23 
  Let's Go!  Clare  06-25-10 10:26 
  Trying out the waders  Miss White  06-25-10 10:34 
  Away From The Ship For The Parade  Captain StarCastle  06-25-10 10:40 
  Distractions  Thia Saavedra  06-25-10 11:11 
  "So what's the order?" Max asked.  joey aristophanes  06-25-10 11:22 
  Crusing the Parade route...  Quester  06-25-10 11:44 
  Well into the preparations...  Amelia Bosque  06-25-10 11:53 
  Let the fun begin!  Hera  06-25-10 12:34 
  Beer and Sunblock  Cervantes  06-25-10 12:48 
  Music!  Clio  06-25-10 13:04 
  Bumpy Ride to the PARADE!  Raivin Cleary  06-25-10 13:13 
  Checklist  Alexandre De Barbarac  06-25-10 13:26 
  Where theres people theres food  Wuv Moppet  06-25-10 13:32 
  Out and about  Brame  06-25-10 13:36 
  is a party?  Tom the Tom  06-25-10 13:41 
  Float from Creek  Nephologia Roca  06-25-10 13:43 
  Food and Friends  Evelyn Tragopogon  06-25-10 13:43 
  awlreddy ben onse  BooBoo Kitty  06-25-10 13:45 
  Deep Fried Delicious  Sidney Castano  06-25-10 13:54 
  I didn't see that  Andre Couteau  06-25-10 14:01 
  Where's Naomi?  Laelia Vlcek  06-25-10 14:15 
  That building. Right there.  Naomi McCabe  06-25-10 14:20 
  Stupid stupid stupid...  Amelia Bosque  06-25-10 14:25 
  Fond memories  Dulcinea  06-25-10 14:50 
  Did someone say Balloons?  Destiny  06-25-10 14:54 
  Bring on the Band  Tom Jones  06-25-10 16:18 
  Purr-fect spot  Daphne  06-25-10 17:02 
  Doc Drama at the Parade  TG Gaga  06-25-10 17:16 
  RE: Doc Drama at the Parade  TG Gaga  06-25-10 18:00 
  ATHENS  joey aristophanes  06-25-10 18:17 
  Spying Cleon  Clio  06-25-10 18:34 
  Keeping it under wraps  Bayley Aylesford  06-25-10 18:38 
  A shop of my own  Constance Russell  06-25-10 19:27 
  Athens Float  Clio  06-25-10 19:37 
  RE: Athens Float  Mariamne Philemon  06-25-10 20:22 
  Roses for Romance! Get your Romantic Flowers here! Roses, Hair Wreaths, Bouquets!  Calliope  06-25-10 20:32 
  Another couple of kitties - me and my obnoxious brother!  Lucky  06-25-10 20:45 
  Cats and Balloons  Clare  06-25-10 21:04 
  Meeting Friends  Clare  06-25-10 21:27 
  Do You Think Anyone Noticed?  Data  06-25-10 21:35 
  Moochers  Hebe  06-25-10 21:47 
  No such thing as too many cats  Daphne  06-26-10 04:04 
  Parade fever  Alais  06-26-10 04:26 
  They were perhaps a third of the way down the route...  joey aristophanes  06-26-10 05:09 
  Very Impressive  Lawrence Lydecker  06-26-10 05:31 
  Blue skiez  Wuv Moppet  06-26-10 05:39 
  He'll be there  Meredith Pike  06-26-10 05:59 
  Possible Object Spotted  Thia Saavedra  06-26-10 06:10 
  On the Trail...  Sam Service  06-26-10 06:14 
  "You couldnt settle for just a shirt, could you..."  raider  06-26-10 06:15 
  I see it, I see it!  Henriette Quick  06-26-10 06:20 
  It`s time!  Naomi McCabe  06-26-10 06:29 
  Sneaking around  Maria the Genie of the Bottle  06-26-10 06:29 
  I see it, Henry, I see it.  Garnet  06-26-10 06:37 
  Is that??  Clio  06-26-10 06:47 
  OH NO!  Maria the Genie of the Bottle  06-26-10 06:55 
  The cry of the baby birds...  Minnie Dunn  06-26-10 06:56 
  As unobtrusive as possible...  Anabel Lee  06-26-10 07:04 
  Why...  joey aristophanes  06-26-10 07:09 
  Unner tablez  BooBoo Kitty  06-26-10 07:11 
  Something odd is going on...  Amelia Bosque  06-26-10 07:21 
  I`m too old...  Tom the Tom  06-26-10 07:26 
  Reprimand Interrupted  Clio  06-26-10 07:30 
  ZOOM!  Maria the Genie of the Bottle  06-26-10 07:37 
  Missing Genie  Clio  06-26-10 07:57 
  "ATHENIANS!" Joey shouted.  joey aristophanes  06-26-10 08:35 
  I'm here! Finally! Wow, a parade!  Miss White  06-26-10 08:52 
  I did not jump  Evelyn Tragopogon  06-26-10 08:58 
  "Miss White!"  raider  06-26-10 09:07 
  It's not a fishing tournament  Meredith Pike  06-26-10 09:14 
  Took Me All This Time To Get Here...argh  Captain StarCastle  06-26-10 09:42 
  Caution  Thia Saavedra  06-26-10 09:45 
  The nick of time  Anabel Lee  06-26-10 10:15 
  The FLESH Zombie Marching Band  Tom Jones  06-26-10 10:25 
  Rescue from above  Naomi McCabe  06-26-10 10:26 
  Possible Trouble?  Wyatt Earp  06-26-10 10:40 
  With a clap of thunder a pirate spaceship screeches onto the scene  Songs  06-26-10 10:52 
  A reminder  Sidney Castano  06-26-10 10:52 
  I love a Parade!!!!  Krazy Kat  06-26-10 11:23 
  nice peepulz  Wuv Moppet  06-26-10 11:46 
  Sure Sounds Like a Parade  Batou  06-26-10 12:15 
  Starcastle!!  Clio  06-26-10 13:22 
  Present And Accounted For...With Treats  Captain StarCastle  06-26-10 13:43 
  I didn't jump either  Cervantes  06-26-10 13:48 
  I know you  Dulcinea  06-26-10 14:18 
  10/30 Double Whammy  Nix  06-26-10 14:20 
  "I dont understand..."  joey aristophanes  06-26-10 14:27 
  You know, Andre...  Amelia Bosque  06-26-10 14:30 
  Narnia Floats On By  Hylonomeia  06-26-10 16:18 
  What a parade!  Alais  06-26-10 17:02 
  The Book of Ages Entry  Sarah Dober  06-26-10 17:13 
  Late again.  Beau Chapeau  06-26-10 17:35 
  Such a nice day  Laelia Vlcek  06-26-10 17:42 
  Calm Down Now  Thia Saavedra  06-26-10 18:02 
  Happy Landings!  L Hope Pendlebury Davenport  06-26-10 18:32 
  oofh...  Garnet  06-26-10 18:33 
  hoomanz talkz tu yoo often?  BooBoo Kitty  06-26-10 18:42 
  stoned dog  Wuv Moppet  06-26-10 19:06 
  A song? Happy to.  Tom the Tom  06-26-10 20:05 
  Starry!  Zoe  06-26-10 20:27 
  You Want Zee What?  Hebe  06-26-10 20:32 
  The Three Wives of Henry VIII  Damiana Manrique de Lara  06-26-10 20:42 
  Fun and bright colors and where did it go?  Miss Black  06-26-10 20:48 
  Biker Chicks Redux  Zoe  06-26-10 21:02 
  "Squeed?"  Beau Chapeau  06-26-10 21:04 
  Miss Black  Miss White  06-26-10 21:10 
  Wanderlust Float Travels the World  Honovi Yupanqui  06-26-10 22:43 
  Amazing!  Clio  06-26-10 23:08 
  Go fish, but no fish  Daphne  06-26-10 23:30 
  At the Planeshift Hat Stand  Beatrix  06-27-10 01:21 
  RE: At the Planeshift Hat Stand  LineMan  06-27-10 01:45 
  "Fingers?"  raider  06-27-10 03:59 
  XTREME PIXELS  joey aristophanes  06-27-10 04:20 
  Taking a break from the festivities  Theo  06-27-10 04:47 
  Kitties  Andre Couteau  06-27-10 08:03 
  Where is Sam when you need her??  Clio  06-27-10 08:06 
  Max looked warily...  joey aristophanes  06-27-10 08:14 
  M. Pelucheux enjoys the parade  Andre Couteau  06-27-10 08:39 
  M. Pelucheux buys his first souvenir  Andre Couteau  06-27-10 08:56 
  Equestrian Unit from Courtly Love  Treveur Dubois  06-27-10 09:10 
  M. Pelucheux finds an excellent vantage point  Andre Couteau  06-27-10 09:14 
  2D Hats  Beatrix  06-27-10 09:26 
  Katheryn and Alexander from Courtly Love  Alexander Laurent  06-27-10 09:40 
  Apologies for the chaos  Thia Saavedra  06-27-10 09:40 
  The End of the Route for the Marching Band  Tom Jones  06-27-10 10:08 
  Delays  Tank Girl  06-27-10 10:24 
  Starry's Crew Gets Out Of Hand...Again!  Captain Liberty StarCastle  06-27-10 10:32 
  Romance at the Parade  Vivain du Lac  06-27-10 10:33 
  Yeppers... delayed for sure...  Tank Girl  06-27-10 10:40 
  Scandalized  Alysanne du Bois  06-27-10 10:41 
  Drunk monkeys, rabid wombats, & other crazed creatures run amok to Joe Walsh!  Robert of Kashmir  06-27-10 10:52 
  EveLyn Tragopogon came flying down and landed in the man's strong arms....  joey aristophanes  06-27-10 11:12 
  Bottled  Maria the Genie of the Bottle  06-27-10 11:32 
  Seeing the Three Wives of Henry VIII Float  Kezia Wellington  06-27-10 12:05 
  The man in the bowler hat...  raider  06-27-10 12:30 
  More Courtly Parade Participants  Fanny Fae  06-27-10 13:07 
  The man in the bowler hat...  Beau Chapeau  06-27-10 13:16 
  I LOVE A PARADE!!!!  Raivin Cleary  06-27-10 13:31 
  Bouncy, bouncy!  Maria the Genie of the Bottle  06-27-10 13:53 
  "Ah!" said Raider...  raider  06-27-10 14:01 
  A Lady and A Gentleman? Not so much.  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-27-10 14:21 
  We'd love to  Miss White  06-27-10 14:43 
  "Ah!" said Raider...  Beau Chapeau  06-27-10 14:52 
  Doc taking one arm, Raider the other...  joey aristophanes  06-27-10 15:07 
  Parading a Homemade Flag  Sarah Dober  06-27-10 15:17 
  Late But Not Out of the Running  Tatiana D Ilyinskaya  06-27-10 15:18 
  Running out of stock  Hera  06-27-10 15:25 
  Just Enjoying the Parade  Ambrose Meleema  06-27-10 15:35 
  Kitty fingers  Miss White  06-27-10 15:38 
  The Beauties of the Basterds  Tanja Ritzer  06-27-10 15:57 
  Sheriliu look! A relic from the past  Adrian Celestine  06-27-10 16:03 
  Single-mindedness  Tatiana D Ilyinskaya  06-27-10 16:09 
  "That's adorable," Doc said to Miss White...  raider  06-27-10 16:15 
  Imperials astern  Nix  06-27-10 16:18 
  A World Class Float  Korora  06-27-10 16:38 
  Penguins!  Clio  06-27-10 16:42 
  On second thought: disintegrations allowed  Tatiana D Ilyinskaya  06-27-10 16:58 
  What the Colonel Doesn't Know, Won't Hurt Him!  Jocelyn de Rochefort  06-27-10 17:25 
  Back at The Corporate Boxes  Sky  06-27-10 17:32 
  Ooooh, light show!  Nix  06-27-10 17:35 
  RE: Back at The Corporate Boxes  Sky  06-27-10 17:40 
  RE: Back at The Corporate Boxes  Sky  06-27-10 17:50 
  "Look, you want the thing or not?"  joey aristophanes  06-27-10 17:52 
  Missing The Good Stuff! Damn The Rum!  Captain StarCastle  06-27-10 18:22 
  Watching the Pretty Lights  Nyan Mauritius  06-27-10 18:26 
  We can hope for fireworks  Thia Saavedra  06-27-10 18:43 
  Wow, look at the lights in the sky!  Janice  06-27-10 19:02 
  Waiting for his moment  Anias  06-27-10 19:21 
  Finally!  Wayward Wanda  06-27-10 19:54 
  Kaiteri Jedi Adventures Float  Ngakirikiri  06-27-10 19:59 
  A Minor Incident... No Need for Permanent Alarm (Characters are, after all, meant to be disposable)  Tom Jones  06-27-10 20:17 
  Opportunity Arrives  Clare  06-27-10 20:25 
  RE: I LOVE A PARADE!!!!  Raivin Cleary  06-27-10 20:27 
  "An evil phoenix?"...  joey aristophanes  06-27-10 20:37 
  Oh. No.  Zoe  06-27-10 20:41 
  RE: I LOVE A PARADE!!!!  Raivin Cleary  06-27-10 20:53 
  Completely Oblivious to the Chaos  Katheryn dEllesmera  06-27-10 20:54 
  Come Back!  Wayward Wanda  06-27-10 21:11 
  I love a parade but its time to go home  Raivin Cleary  06-27-10 21:14 
  Clare!  Clare  06-27-10 21:35 
  "C'mon, you..."  raider  06-27-10 22:14 
  What was left of the Athens float...  joey aristophanes  06-27-10 22:23 
  A late Entry: For Narnia!! For Aslan!!!!  Lucy Pevensie  06-27-10 22:38 
  Ancient Egyptian Balloons  Takhaet sat Mentuhotep  06-27-10 23:15 
  Ancient Egyptian Bloopers  Tjaneferet sat Mentuhotep  06-27-10 23:21 
  Watching the Parade From a Float  Melanippe  06-27-10 23:37 
  Parade Virgins  Cpl Wilhelm Wicki  06-28-10 01:59 
  A rather late arrival..  Monster Hunter Alchemist  06-28-10 02:18 
  He Came!  Caroline de Rochefort  06-28-10 03:34 
  The Morning After  Zoe  06-28-10 05:10 
  Same old story  Anias  06-28-10 05:19 
  "Be careful with that water!" Max yelled to his crew.  joey aristophanes  06-28-10 06:26 
  Clean Up and The Long Row Back To Ship  Captain StarCastle  06-28-10 07:54 
  Leaving the parade  Monster Hunter Alchemist  06-28-10 23:49 
  Thank you!  Clio  06-29-10 05:30 
  For All Who Were At the Parade!  Zoe  06-29-10 21:44 
  Parade Awards  Zoe  06-29-10 21:45 
  RE: Parade Awards  Clio  06-30-10 05:28 
  RE: Parade Awards  Bayley Aylesford  06-30-10 06:45 
  RE: Parade Awards  Andre Couteau  06-30-10 07:15 
  RE: Parade Awards  Captain StarCastle  06-30-10 07:16 
  RE: Parade Awards  TG Gaga  06-30-10 07:25 
  RE: Parade Awards  joey aristophanes  06-30-10 07:54 
  RE: Parade Awards  Robert of Kashmir  06-30-10 16:24 
  RE: Parade Awards  Sarah Dober  07-03-10 00:31 
  RE: Parade Awards  Takhaet sat Mentuhotep  07-03-10 21:09 


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