|…And lo! A rider on a pale horse did appear and was heard to say…|
“I-39! Do we have a Bingo? Bingo anyone? Anybody got a Bingo?”
We bring you a game for the ages…actually a game to end all ages…
That’s right, step up, grab your cards and join us for a round of Swine Flu Bingo.
Much like the vaccine, if you’re healthy it’s first come first served and you’ll just have to wait in line as there’s really not enough cards to go around. We’re working on that. By the middle of flu season (if you’re not dead already) we should have plenty of cards. Honest.
And much like the flu shot, there is only one per person. As each round is limited to ten cards, please pick one and no more than one of your characters to play. Any attempts to cheat and you will be disqualified from the game and your card will go to someone else.
Bingo numbers will be called throughout the day on the thread, so hurry, sign up for your card NOW! If we have no BINGO (or in our case, SWINE,) by noon (PHST)on Friday, the game will go to Blackout mode, and the first person to completely fill their card will then get the prize.
And what is the prize? Well, it wouldn’t be a surprise if we told you, now would it?
Leave your name on the thread if you want a card. The first ten people get the cards, but don’t despair! Aporkalypse Bingo will be run throughout November, one game a week. On the 30th, the prizes will be presented to the winners of each round, as well as participant badges for all players, and a little something for all of you who stood in line and have absolutely nothing to show for it.
Aporkalypse Bingo…catch it now, it’s contagious!